What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 08:40

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
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Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
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Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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